person: you’re so great
me: OH REALLY [pulls out my own receipts]
Adultier Adult: We're both adults you're allowed to call me by my first name
Me: I Cannot Do That
Just imagine if liberals were able to apply the same kind of energetic animus they reserve for ‘voting third party in a close election’ to like, poverty and homelessness. Capitalism would be dead overnight.
Raise your hand if you just want this election to be over so we can actively critique Clinton and her reactionary policies without people appearing out of nowhere to remind us that doing so just helps Trump
new concept, good politics. they’re just like normal politics except they’re mine not yours.
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
explain how
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out
liberals: communism has never worked so it's obviously a bad idea
liberals: our plan for liberation is to play it safe and bargain with power
you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
i’m a transfeminine chicanx living with mental illness. for the past 7 months, I’ve been homeless after leaving an unsafe living situation that included a racist homophobe with an nra membership. i’ve been doing whatever I can to survive without any steady means of income. any help is appreciated.
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and signal boosting this post.
thank you so much for you time. god bless <3buy me a piece of cake perhaps?
Me in real life: There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, attempts at greening capitalism or making ethical purchases are just prolonging its longevity by folding resistance to it back into dominant hegemony.
Me in this job interview: I just *love* what an ethical company you are, I would love to work at a place so eco-friendly and concerned with social justice!
only counterrevolutionaries like bell peppers
